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Want me inside you,
anytime you want?
If you want my cock, now you can buy it for as low as 540 NOK (approx £54, $US90, $AU115) (plus freight) and have it whenever you want. Just pick an option below to arrange for a "Cloneboy" to be sent to me. It's a product that is designed to make it possible for a man to make a model of his erect cock. I'll make a model of my cock as soon as I get it, and send it to you once we have negotiated a final price . This will be after I know what the freight is, with maybe a bit extra for myself on top as well. I'm thinking anywhere from 800 to 1000 kr (approx £80-100, $US135-170, $AU170-210) at this stage.

* 1. (cheapest + alternative to direct purchase) Contact me, give the money to me and I will buy the product from DuoShop for about 540 kr. They don't seem to have it on their website, but they do have it in their shop.

* 2. (cheapest direct purchase) (Norwegian) Erotikk.net (599 kr (plain) or 699 kr (vibrating), excluding freight).
Click on bestill

(bestill) and then til

(til kassen) to order it. Instructions and help are below.

3. (English) Sex Toys UK (£44.24, excluding freight)
Do not order from here, unless you want to pay extra freight from britain to Norway. This is the nearest english site to me, I think. Mind you, they have it in black as well, and also offer a free gift service if you order another £11 of stuff. It would probably all have to be sent to me though. You could aslo become a sextoys.co.uk member and receive an immediate 10% discount on all you spend in store. If you want to order from there, feel free to. But keep in mind that the price to have it sent to me in norway is about £66, including freight.

If you choose to order from the norwegian site you will probably save some money, at the end of the day. It's a three step ordering process after you click on til

(til kassen). Here is some help with them:

Step 1

This is where you put in the order information.

For-/Etternavn*..... John Cooper
Adresse............. Post Boks 6791
Postnr/sted*........ 0503 Rodeløkka
E-post* ............ Your email address

You can then tick a box to get a 'sporingsnummer' (tracking ID) by email (Jeg ønsker sporingsnummer på e-post), or say you are a registered customer (Jeg er registrert kunde ) or register (Jeg vil registreres). If that's too hard, then just email them (post@erotikknett.no) and they will answer you in english, if you ask them to, and do all they can to make sure you buy from them.

Click

(fortsett) when you have entered everything.

Step 2:

This is where you choose the payment type. Choose 'Kredittkort (+59 kr i porto' (credit card) - to pay. The total is now 658kr or 758kr. You can also make comments under this step under 'Kommentarer'. If you're in norway you can also choose to have an SMS sent to you when your order is shipped. Click fortsett and enter ytour credit card information on the next page. Click on 'bekreft betaling' to continue.

Step 3

A final confirmation of your order information. Click on

(Send Bestilling) to finalise the order. Up to this point no charges have been made, I think. It will be shipped within 24 hours to the address you gave in step 1. If you need to change anything, slick on

(endre bestilling - change order).

And now, it would be a good idea to let me know that you are having it sent to me, so you get it to you as quickly as possible. I can be reached by any of the following methods:

MSN: lordphorse@hotmail.com
Yahoo: lordphorsen
AIM: LordPhorse
ICQ: 259707424
Skype: LordPhorse
Gmail: lordphorse
IRC: irc.netgamers.org #HedonistsRelease #aegis LordPhorse
(I recomend you get trillian. Makes this IM thing easier)
Email: lordphorsen@yahoo.com
SMS/Mobile: + 47 93801311
delivery boxes

You can find out roughly what it would cost by getting a PDF document from the price list page of the Post office of Norway (Click Here for the PDF). It will be delivered in a plain, normal looking, postage package. I will also create a paypal link, or something like that, if possible. At this stage the money would have to be sent to me directly by some means, which we would have to figure out after you have ordered the dildo maker to be sent to me. If you have friends who you think might like it, feel free to pass on my information and help as above.

In time I will make a proper order form, with just the product and a price (in kroner, with approximate euros, pounds and US dollars there as well) on it for everyone. Once I figure out the basics of the product, I will buy the raw materials and make them myself for even less than what they charge on those sites (I don't have overheads, and won't charge the margin they do). It will always be possible to negotiate the final price up or down.

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